So I’ve watched Mick Fanning plenty of times and I just can’t seem to get over the fact that when he surfs, he reminds me of the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz. Maybe he should go after a sponsorship with the WD-40 Company? How proud is Brodie Carr of having The Stiff Man [...]
Beach Brawl – WolfPak vs. Bra Boys PPV Event
Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. Over the last couple of years, MMA sports have become more and more popular with many Pro Surfers. Some use the MMA training as a way to stay in shape while some others may just like to grind up against other males. To each is own [...]
Jamie O’Brien Turns Down $1 Million Dollars to Surf in the XSA
-Dubai “That motherfucker said what?!?!?!” was Samir Shoozien, President of the Xtreme Surfing Association, reaction to what was just told to him by his aide after another no from Jamie O’brien’s team. Samir is building the strongest group of surfers in the world for his XSA league. He was told that Jamie O’Brien was the [...]
Kicked in the Nutz – Surfer Mag
Surfer Mags Top 50 Surfers Editor’s Note: We think Rusty may have been a little buzzed when writing this article. However, Rusty is still able to drive his point home regarding Surfer Mag’s Top 50 even though he abandoned the article halfway through the rankings. Ok, I am late to the table with this but [...]
US Open – Eugene 2 – Mick 0 #surfing
Well, Fuknutz won another one. Not Brett Simpson. Yeah, he hit paydirt with winning the Hurley 2009 US Open in Huntington Beach and is taking $100,000 to the bank today. I’m talking about Fuknutz Fanning. He did it again.
Style Review – Fuknutz Fanning
Fashion & Style Observations of Pro Surfers My reviews are scored based off of two areas; Sexiness & Creativity. Our first review is on Mick Fannings Alter ego Eugene ‘Fuknutz’ Fanning. This should be entertaining.
Kicked in the Nutz – Mick Fanning
J-Bay Results – Eugene 1 and Mick 0…. Mick Fanning was bounced out early in Jeffreys Bay, South Africa. I did say EARLY right? It appears the multiple lay days are getting the best of Mick or at least giving more time for Eugene to come out an play? Was that Mick at J-Bay or [...]
Hang Loose ASP Final Results
From GlobalSurfNews.com: Next stop on the 2009 ASP World Tour will be the Billabong Pro Jeffreys Bay in South Africa from July 9 – 19, 2009. Highlights from the Hang Loose Santa Catarina Pro will be available via aspworldtour.com. For more information, log onto aspworldtour.com. HANG LOOSE SANTA CATARINA PRO FINAL RESULTS: 1 – Kelly [...]