Fanning Skips Hawaii and I’m Not Buying It…
In a recent article in The Australian by Fred Pawle, Mick Fanning announces that he is skipping Hawaii this year. WTF? How can you skip pro surfing’s final events which happen in the Mecca? In the article, Mick says he’s staying home and nursing a bulging
Pro Surfers Start Young
Many pro surfers have been known to party, but what isn’t known is that they started at a very young age. As you can see from the secret baby pics that we’ve received from some ‘friends’ which shows just how young they were when the party started.
Breaking News: Boy Parko!!
This just in… Joel Parkinson is over competitive surfing. Word is that Parko will take over the lead singer position in the 80′s British pop band, Culture Club, replacing the flamboyant ghey singer named
Mick Fanning: Half Pitbull and Half Dalmatian?
Fanning has not had the best year so far, not horrible but not great either. He’s sitting 7th overall in points on the wASP World Tour right now and I am not sure even Mick knows what that means. He’s surfs with the power of a pitbull but thinks with the brains of a Dalmatian. [...]
Sexy is…
Sexy is when Kelly Slater flips-off the ASP for the final time. Sexy is when Stuart Cornuelle, Jimmy Wilson, Travis Ferre and Chas Smith all dress-up as
Mick Fanning: Ironic or Racist?
It looks like one of Rip Curl’s golden surfer boys, Mick Fanning, has stepped on his dick again. This is Mick’s second instance of this kind of verbal error which leads us back to the question… Mick Fanning: Ironic or Racist? You can be the judge and chime in with your thoughts below. It’s Surf [...]