The Christmas season is here. Let’s see what some of the people in pro surfing have asked Santa for…. Kelly Slater: Rebel Tour kick the hell out of the ASP, Wishes Brodie Carr would catch Syphilis. Joel Centeio: Already got his for the next three years…. Enjoy it. Jordy Smith: Sense of Humor, Condoms, KY, [...]
Rebel Secrets
Timing is everything… It has been quite quiet on the Rebel Tour front over the last couple of months. Almost too quiet. I’ve read that someone said it will never happen. Another said that it won’t work. Some people don’t like change. Brodie Carr is against the whole fucking idea. I have been told that [...]
An Open Letter to Jordy Smith aka @Jordstyle
Dear Jordy, It has come to my attention that you have ‘blocked’ me on Twitter. I know that I have bashed you in the past. I have kicked you when you were down. Ok, maybe not kicked you but sure took my jabs at you. Did I take it overboard? Possibly. But it was all [...]
Who’s Got Next? Anyone?
Whether or not Slater heads out on the new Rebel Trouser Trout Tour® he is approaching the end of the road. Yes, he can still fuckin surf with the best of them. But he is on his way out. He’s got other shit on his mind…. So who is going to step up? If the [...]
Deep Inside Jordy Smith
Jordy Smith is one of the most exciting Pro Surfers to watch. Well, when he is free surfing that is. He shreds with the best of them. He Punts more than the Jacksonville Jaguars! WTF??? Why in the hell is Jordy currently ranked 10th on the ASP tour with only the Pipe event remaining? Why [...]
Jordy Smith Quitting the ASP?!?!?
Rumors are flying right at this very moment. It has now come out that Jordy Smith is going to quit the ASP Tour to develop his own TV reality show for the A&E Networks.