X marks Parko
Last year when Parko was coming back from injury he decided to surf in the Vans Triple Crown. The only problem being he attempted to enter the Reef Hawaiian pro at Haleiwa too late. With Parko’s, Luke Egan’s, and Billabong’s elitist attitudes, they demanded
San Francisco Dreams or Rip Curl Search
I woke up in a heavy, panic filled sweat around 3am this morning with the above image burned in my
Breaking News: Boy Parko!!
This just in… Joel Parkinson is over competitive surfing. Word is that Parko will take over the lead singer position in the 80′s British pop band, Culture Club, replacing the flamboyant ghey singer named
PARKOson Disease Sucks
It’s a rebuilding year…. Wait till next year…. Maybe he’s been drinking the same beer as Dane…. So that’s what it looks like to not give a shit….
Mick Fanning: Half Pitbull and Half Dalmatian?
Fanning has not had the best year so far, not horrible but not great either. He’s sitting 7th overall in points on the wASP World Tour right now and I am not sure even Mick knows what that means. He’s surfs with the power of a pitbull but thinks with the brains of a Dalmatian. [...]
Say Goodbye to Parko Surf Fans
I would advise all of the Parko fans worldwide to begin racking the chambers of their semi-automatic Pistols-of-Hope, slip the barrels into their mouths and pull the trigger. Your chance for a Parko championship has slipped away……… Again. Being a Parko fan has to be as frustrating as being a sex addict with an erectile [...]