Chas Smith calls Bullshit on Mick Fanning
You may or may not be up to speed on the pissing fest between Stab’s Chas Smith and Mick/Eugene Fanning. If not, then go check out Nugable to get caught up first before you read the rest of this. This drama of this is almost as good as Photogate between Chris Cote and Jimmicane where [...]
Eugene Fanning Dancing
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Who’s Got Next? Anyone?
Whether or not Slater heads out on the new Rebel Trouser Trout Tour® he is approaching the end of the road. Yes, he can still fuckin surf with the best of them. But he is on his way out. He’s got other shit on his mind…. So who is going to step up? If the [...]
Rusty Steele – Colombia Part 4
Getting Luckeee Times Two, or, How to Drown in a Hotel Room This fucking boat is moving. I am half asleep, dreaming of big ass blondes bare ass naked on the boat, which, damn, is still moving. Maybe the rocking will push one over in my direction, yah, get over here blondie…What the fuck! Now [...]
Rusty Steele – Colombia Part 3
Editors Note: Rusty Steele has completed his trip to Colombia. However, his drunk ass is taking his time finishing his articles and SENDING THEM IN!!!! So, here is another installment of Steele in Colombia.
US Open – Eugene 2 – Mick 0 #surfing
Well, Fuknutz won another one. Not Brett Simpson. Yeah, he hit paydirt with winning the Hurley 2009 US Open in Huntington Beach and is taking $100,000 to the bank today. I’m talking about Fuknutz Fanning. He did it again.
Rusty Steele Updates from Cali, Colombia
Editors Note: We have had many transmission issues from the sat-phone that Rusty is using. This was finally transmitted two days ago. Rusty will be working his way back in another day or so. We hope. Mierda de Vaca After picking myself and my injured luggage off the airplane floor I looked out and saw [...]