“Es gibt keinen Trost in der Wahrheit, Schmerz ist alles, was Sie finden werden” is tattooed in our asses. It’s German. It’s DR’s quote. And It says “There’s no comfort in truth, pain is all you’ll find“. And it hurt like hell! ***************** My phone rings. It’s 4am. A quick glance shows me an Australian [...]
Rusty Steele – Colombia Part 4
Getting Luckeee Times Two, or, How to Drown in a Hotel Room This fucking boat is moving. I am half asleep, dreaming of big ass blondes bare ass naked on the boat, which, damn, is still moving. Maybe the rocking will push one over in my direction, yah, get over here blondie…What the fuck! Now [...]
US Open – Eugene 2 – Mick 0 #surfing
Well, Fuknutz won another one. Not Brett Simpson. Yeah, he hit paydirt with winning the Hurley 2009 US Open in Huntington Beach and is taking $100,000 to the bank today. I’m talking about Fuknutz Fanning. He did it again.
Rusty Steele Updates from Cali, Colombia
Editors Note: We have had many transmission issues from the sat-phone that Rusty is using. This was finally transmitted two days ago. Rusty will be working his way back in another day or so. We hope. Mierda de Vaca After picking myself and my injured luggage off the airplane floor I looked out and saw [...]