Intercepted : ASP Directive FAX
Despite electronic advances, the ASP prefers Faxes. And here’s one we were gifted a copy of today, by an anonymous sauce. (If you’ve intercepted a fax like the one listed below, please forward to us at once!)
Top 5 Career Choices for Brodie Carr
With Brodie Carr, past CEO of the ASP Organization, now unemployed, we thought we could give him a few career choices that may help him on his next endeavor. Good Luck Brodie.
Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is Dead
Dreams do come true… If you don’t GET IT then you won’t GET IT…
Dumb and Dumber 11
Brodie Carr might not be good at math, but he’s good at politics, especially delegating. When perhaps the most embarrassing episode of the
Dane Reynolds in Surf Zombies From Hell
Newsflash… While in France, Dane Reynolds was also working on a film project. A horror/zombie film to be exact. Yes, the surfer/magician/artist is also an actor now. Wait, hasn’t he been
Twisted Surfer Searches
After running this shithole of a blog for a couple of years now, I’ve seen some bizarre things, met
Nike 6.Go
We are trained to find fault in things. Everyone and everything has some kind of imperfection. Of course the exception being with surfing’s ‘Princess’. Alana Blanchard is