We are trained to find fault in things. Everyone and everything has some kind of imperfection. Of course the exception being with surfing’s ‘Princess’. Alana Blanchard is
A New Bobby Martinez?
He’s been known to have an attitude at times, both good and bad. He speaks out when he feels the need. Jokes fill the internet regarding
Dear ASP, I’m Breaking Up With You!
Dear ASP, we’ve had some good times together over the past few years. Do you remember that time in Tahiti? You were amazing. Mexico? Truly out of this world. But things have changed over the last two months. I think our relationship is now heading in different directions. It is time to say goodbye John [...]
2011 Rio Pro – What Really Went Down… Sort Of
After a few lay days in Brazil, the entire ASP staff have become nothing more than one large hangover. Those Billabonghitters sure know how to party man! Late nights soon become the early mornings for most of the staff that pounded the party trail. Nudity and freedom abound for those who celebrate the wicked evening [...]
An Open Letter To CJ Hobgood…
Dear Ceej, How’s it hangin? Sorry about Rio. Yes, it is an awful town to surf in. Dirty little bastards everywhere. You surfed well but had to get matched up against Tattoo. Not your fault. Once that matchup was set, you were done my brother. And that’s not a knock against your surfing skills. It [...]
Bullshit Scoring Hands Adriano de Souza a Win
Pathetic Scoring at 2011 Billabong Rio Pro send Taj Burrow and Adriano ‘Tattoo’ de Souza into the final heat with the judges whacking their meat to every cutback that Tattoo performs. That would cap off a week of shit with a win coming from Tattoo. Rio is a dirty town and matches well with dirty [...]
Da Hui Has No Love For The ASP
Over the past couple of days, I’ve been watching the Billabong Pro in Rio. Listening to the announcers repeat over and over…. “The World’s Greatest Surfers.” just really bothers me. How far from the truth. What Bullshit man! So many outstanding dudes are surfing all around the world and don’t compete on the ASP tour.
Swell On Demand
Let’s face it, the ASP’s current model of business kind of blows. Ok, so it mucho blows. Lay Days??? What a complete waste of time for the ASP. Money squandered away on a crap shoot for waves. Surfers left to go screw off… literally. There is one entity that won’t give in to the ASP [...]