Fanning has not had the best year so far, not horrible but not great either. He’s sitting 7th overall in points on the wASP World Tour right now and I am not sure even Mick knows what that means. He’s surfs with the power of a pitbull but thinks with the brains of a Dalmatian. [...]
Say Goodbye to Parko Surf Fans
I would advise all of the Parko fans worldwide to begin racking the chambers of their semi-automatic Pistols-of-Hope, slip the barrels into their mouths and pull the trigger. Your chance for a Parko championship has slipped away……… Again. Being a Parko fan has to be as frustrating as being a sex addict with an erectile [...]
Breaking: How Julian Wilson Got Screwed by the ASP!
We have broken the story on Julian Wilson and his bullshit call by the ASP judges for interference over Owen Wilson Wright during the 2011
Owen Wright or Wrong
Our thoughts as to what really might have been said or at least thought after Owen’s heat against John John Florence at the 2011 Hurley Pro in Trestles…
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I knew it. I knew that Rob Machado spoke so slow that he talks backwards! This is a shot of Slater and Machado at the Hurley Pro event at Trestles during September 2011. As you can
GT and Kerr: The Silent Conversations
The screenshot above came from this past Sunday’s Teahupo’o event. GT interviewed Josh Kerr during a heat. Here’s what we think was not said but thought… GT: Ok, Ok, Hmmmm… Joshy is looking yummo! I wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of his Tootsie pop? Josh: Damn, how’d I [...]
Kelly Slater’s Next Career Choices
Even though Slater is still surfing at a premier level, I am sure that the ten-time world champion has thoughts of what he will do in the future, a life after the ASP leg-chain is removed. Slater’s gears are always turning and there is no way that this polished-dome legend will sit back in a [...]
Bobby Martinez: A Fan’s Viewpoint
I met Carlos (@los2911) through Twatter a couple of months ago and have asked him to write a post about his feelings towards Bobby Martinez. Carlos WAS a huge fan of Mr. Martinez for a good bit of time but that has changed