Despite electronic advances, the ASP prefers Faxes. And here’s one we were gifted a copy of today, by an anonymous sauce. (If you’ve intercepted a fax like the one listed below, please forward to us at once!)
Top 5 Career Choices for Brodie Carr
With Brodie Carr, past CEO of the ASP Organization, now unemployed, we thought we could give him a few career choices that may help him on his next endeavor. Good Luck Brodie.
Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is Dead
Dreams do come true… If you don’t GET IT then you won’t GET IT…
Dumb and Dumber 11
Brodie Carr might not be good at math, but he’s good at politics, especially delegating. When perhaps the most embarrassing episode of the
Bobby Knows Tennis!
Bobby is back! Awesome! One of surfing’s most outspoken characters speaks out about
Obama Calls For Title-Gate Investigation???
The word from the Whitehouse is that President Obama, who is also a huge fan of professional wrestling surfing, is pissed about the latest ASP screw-up. Rumor is, he was watching
Rip Curl Helloween in San Francisco!
This afternoon, I landed in the Pink City of Lube & Love, also known as, San Francisco. During a trolley ride over to my hotel, I spot three ASP Judges making their
Rip Curl Search: Nightlife Guide To San Francisco
Attention All WCT Pro Surfers: So you’re now either already in or on your way to the wonderful world of San Francisco, a place in the US where the magic really happens in the evenings. Great food and music abound everywhere in this