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About RS
Website: http://blog.demonfactory.com
RS has written 102 articles so far, you can find them below.
Pro Surfer Troll or Billabong Rio Pro Preview
I met Bobbie Jesing last year in Brazil. We all remember how wild Brazil was in 2010. Bobbie is a 26 year old Swedish male and the gayest surfer unknown to man.
Yummmm… Surf Goddess Christa Alves
Me likey….
Cigarette Burns and Mainlining Robitussin
I awake in a darkly lit room. The television is on but only the sound is working. The volume is loud. Very loud. The sound is of a preacher telling me to repent. “Go seek the Lord God my children… LET… GOD… SAVE… Y O U… and by sending in your Love Offering right now, [...]
Busted in Brazil
I’ve finished my work this week covering the Billabong Pro in Brazil. I do have one question. Who the fuck is Jadson Andre??? Oh wait… He is from here in Brazil… That explains it all now. Well, congrats to Slater for taking over the points lead. Congrats to Chas Smith for out-drinking everyone in the [...]
Brazilian Love or Billabong Pro Nightlife
Praia Da Vila, Santa Catarina, Brazil I arrived in Brazil just in time to watch the 2nd round of the Billabong Pro. The Big Dogs all bounced back. Everything is back to normal. Slater looks like he is on a mission. Taj whipped some ass in round 2 even though he is a little gimpy. [...]
Epic Pro Surfer Pick-up Lines!
Pro Surfer Pickup Lines! What’s up bitches?!?! Have we gotten the shit stirred up now. If you don’t know, many pro surfers think of themselves as pick-up artists. They really think they have mad game. We’ve had women from all over sending in some of the worst pro surfer pick-up lines thrown at them. Some [...]