My romance with the lovely Rio ended in tragic horror. It lasted an entire eleven days. She was the shit man! She was awesome. She was beautiful. She was sexy. She was everything a man could want. Rio had everything a man could every want. Everything… except for crabs. I’ll be damned if that strumpet [...]
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Pounding Sand – Episode 1
Step inside and hang out with Mini versions of Chas Smith and Lewis Samuels as they host the first ever Demon Factory Pounding Sand tv show. This episode they will share their thoughts on who the world’s greatest surfer is… they argue about their style in each other’s clothing choices… and give their predictions for [...]
Her Name Is Rio
“Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twisting through a dusty land. And when she shines she really shows you all she can Oh Rio Rio dance across the Rio Grande.”
Pitching Pennies – Brazilian Zombies
Where has my current hatred of Brazilian Pro Surfers come from? Why do I loathe them so much? Who do they think they are? They are proliferating faster than zombies in Lucio Fulci’s Zombie film. They wont go away. Their numbers are growing at an alarming rate. Some have called it an invasion while others [...]
Beats vs. Hippies
Jack Kerouac, interviewed by William F. Buckley, Jr.
