About RS
Website: http://blog.demonfactory.com
RS has written 102 articles so far, you can find them below.
Beaten Down by a Cartoon
From time to time, we will post a story regarding some surf history. Nothing too serious for the most part but still fairly interesting. A little
2011 Rio Pro – What Really Went Down… Sort Of
After a few lay days in Brazil, the entire ASP staff have become nothing more than one large hangover. Those Billabonghitters sure know how to party man! Late nights soon become the early mornings for most of the staff that pounded the party trail. Nudity and freedom abound for those who celebrate the wicked evening [...]
An Open Letter To CJ Hobgood…
Dear Ceej, How’s it hangin? Sorry about Rio. Yes, it is an awful town to surf in. Dirty little bastards everywhere. You surfed well but had to get matched up against Tattoo. Not your fault. Once that matchup was set, you were done my brother. And that’s not a knock against your surfing skills. It [...]
Bullshit Scoring Hands Adriano de Souza a Win
Pathetic Scoring at 2011 Billabong Rio Pro send Taj Burrow and Adriano ‘Tattoo’ de Souza into the final heat with the judges whacking their meat to every cutback that Tattoo performs. That would cap off a week of shit with a win coming from Tattoo. Rio is a dirty town and matches well with dirty [...]
Da Hui Has No Love For The ASP
Over the past couple of days, I’ve been watching the Billabong Pro in Rio. Listening to the announcers repeat over and over…. “The World’s Greatest Surfers.” just really bothers me. How far from the truth. What Bullshit man! So many outstanding dudes are surfing all around the world and don’t compete on the ASP tour.
Swell On Demand
Let’s face it, the ASP’s current model of business kind of blows. Ok, so it mucho blows. Lay Days??? What a complete waste of time for the ASP. Money squandered away on a crap shoot for waves. Surfers left to go screw off… literally. There is one entity that won’t give in to the ASP [...]
LSD Monologues – Racing my Tubaphant
During my travels, I have seen some strange shit and been involved in some uncanny ordeals. I’ve surfed some of the best breaks in the world and experienced some exotic women performing work that would have brought tears to the eyes of Larry Flynt.