Looks pudgy to me and that hair covering her face isn’t an accident.
And, she surfs possibly uglier than she “supermodels”…. pffft.
Go for it Kruchy, she’s well within your league.
Now comeon Rusty, lets see some real surf stars. Malia the MILF. John John’s mom. fucking get Rosey H on her hands an knees, can’t be hard, she’s a saffa.
And if you have to undress Laura Endever, we’ll forgive you man.
Fuck that hippy, I wanna see Melanie Bartels! smokin. Imagine a pole dance with her and Silvana Lima…. my tongue is dripping.
Last night, I dreamed I was eating Lima out while Bartels tossed my salad. Woke up all humid and my dog bit me when I pushed him off my pillow. Wife never woke either.
Dont know about that Chris. I may be surfed out and totally drunk, but there are better looking dudes on my wifes dancin with the stars show than MB. Expect that shit from Mark, but Tsnake???
Oh and kook barney Mark, where’s our north shore report? Knew you couldn’t pull it off.
shit man, I haven’t seen my dick for a few months now that I’ve expanded my waistline being a stay at home daddy, but the puma never minds and I attribute that to the local cabernet.
You blokes are fucked and If I was Rusty, I’d be moderating comments and banning certain characters… doesn’t happen at Swellnet where we enjoy a healthy debate without resorting to tomfoolery.
Perfect teeth doesn’t guarantee good taste does it seppos?
Reminds me of the time Kelsey Grammar attend the masquerade party as Oprah and spent the entire evening under the bar where I slapped his face white with my dick. So fucking slobbery and when I finished, he looked more like Rosie O’Donnel had been crying and her makeup smeared.
Or Queen Latifah, but I hear she likes small white cocks.
Hey Mark, you like black girls? Hook ya up man.
I’d turn her on to Peter Perfect, but he’d try to sell her one of those shitty scripts. Dude sucks at typing.
What a joke you are Cote. I’ve got an exclusive interview with Mick Fanning for the next surfer and you’re selling da hui instead of Rip Curl. The bosses notice, btw.
You guys are too much. We’re featuring two alia sections, but one is of an artist that paints exclusively on the alias. Then we have a great feature on Greg Long and Twiggy towing and Richard Kenvin explores Skip Fryes influence on the Lis Fish and Carl Eckstrom writes a response with rare footage of Tyler Warren riding his asymetric Eckstrom fish at massive Doheny. And if that’s not enough? We are showcasing an entire photojournal of Dickie Cross’s first trip to Mexico! Add in one human interest story with Dave Parmenter reliving a moment with Buffalo and Rell over a roasted pig and served on an authentic Greg Noll Rhino Chaser. Boy Dave dissects that board!
Hell yea hippy, I’d hit that,You should see what I wake up with after a night getting shit face at the bar. I admit I don’t have high standards, but it Beats jerking off
Fucking genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss this shit so much.
All this from one twisted funny surfer who can write.
Kudos brother, kudos.
unless shes front side bottom turning she is worthless in every way. her surfing sucks, and when her looks run out who will sponsor her? or even hire her? shell resort to sucking northshore cock for a place to sleep and some food
Surfing, Masturbation, Commenting, Being angry, Fun, Alcohol, Marijuana, Chicago Bears, Multiple cyber personalities…fuck man, I’m exhausted. Now you wanna add twitter?
Plus, the old hippy is too verbose for 140 characters and quite frankly,intimidated by Seaman Staines savant like performances.
In college, we decided to have a contest amongst the boys on our street and everyone was required to surf switch foot. My roomate was a decent surfer, unspectacular in every way and was just along for the ride… or so we thought.
First wave up, Tom surfed the best he had ever surfed. Blew us away. Every time I read Seaman’s twitter posts, he reminds me of Tom. Tom had wasted a decade surfing goofyfoot and Seaman wasn’t burning the comment sections up either.
But it’s a beautiful thing when someone finds their niche. Seaman owns Twitter.
As for Tom? He started playing sports right handed and skating regular foot. Never seen the light go on for anyone so immediately athletically. Dude went from sidelines to in the game with one takeoff during a stupid contest.
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That vid made me pitch a tent ☺
pretty despo, eh Krunchy?
Looks pudgy to me and that hair covering her face isn’t an accident.
And, she surfs possibly uglier than she “supermodels”…. pffft.
Go for it Kruchy, she’s well within your league.
Now comeon Rusty, lets see some real surf stars. Malia the MILF. John John’s mom. fucking get Rosey H on her hands an knees, can’t be hard, she’s a saffa.
And if you have to undress Laura Endever, we’ll forgive you man.
Almost forgot Erica H…. can’t forget Erica H.
Fuck that hippy, I wanna see Melanie Bartels! smokin. Imagine a pole dance with her and Silvana Lima…. my tongue is dripping.
Last night, I dreamed I was eating Lima out while Bartels tossed my salad. Woke up all humid and my dog bit me when I pushed him off my pillow. Wife never woke either.
It’s like I’m alone in a crowded house.
yo Mark… I’m hearin ya.
I’ll bet Melanies forehead is longer than my cock. Be like face fucking a pumpkin..
But I love her chop hops.
Dont know about that Chris. I may be surfed out and totally drunk, but there are better looking dudes on my wifes dancin with the stars show than MB. Expect that shit from Mark, but Tsnake???
Oh and kook barney Mark, where’s our north shore report? Knew you couldn’t pull it off.
I wouldn’t fuck MB with your dick Mark.
You know waht we call chicks like that on our bands tour?
dudes.
weird to see you guys all going again.
Wot?
Ya mean I had the year wrong all that time?
D’ya see how Brew lost that twitter war with Nick Carroll the other night? Schooled again ol boy.
Can’t believe Mark would fuck these pigs.
Melanie once swallowed me whole…. oppss, shouldn’t have said that.
In a perfect (mine) world, Anastasia wouldn’t notice how small my penis is.
Oh, she’d notice Peter P.
shit man, I haven’t seen my dick for a few months now that I’ve expanded my waistline being a stay at home daddy, but the puma never minds and I attribute that to the local cabernet.
I’d tag team Mel B if that meant being nakid with Mark again.
wrastlin on those campin trips with Gorkin and Mark is better memories than Nugable.
Bark bark, Mark has spent so much money on my therapy after sleeping that one night inside the tent Smyrna, bark bark.
Bark bark, you are a sick man, bark bark.
You blokes are fucked and If I was Rusty, I’d be moderating comments and banning certain characters… doesn’t happen at Swellnet where we enjoy a healthy debate without resorting to tomfoolery.
Perfect teeth doesn’t guarantee good taste does it seppos?
“Fault!”
“Stu’s foot passed over the service line!”
Ever since I became the wizard of twitter, I can’t read anything over two sentences long. Nice pictures though Rusty.
Weird thing about bathrooms in California is there are no holes in the stalls walls.
How do people “wide stance” there?
Comon Cali Girl and give surfing daddy a big kiss.
D’ya know you have stubble on your adams apple?
Wait?
So this Melanie has a big forehead eh?
Reminds me of the time Kelsey Grammar attend the masquerade party as Oprah and spent the entire evening under the bar where I slapped his face white with my dick. So fucking slobbery and when I finished, he looked more like Rosie O’Donnel had been crying and her makeup smeared.
Or Queen Latifah, but I hear she likes small white cocks.
Hey Mark, you like black girls? Hook ya up man.
I’d turn her on to Peter Perfect, but he’d try to sell her one of those shitty scripts. Dude sucks at typing.
I agree with Ashton’s last observation. Kid’s on the ball.
“Did someone need a ball?”
Media 2.0 5th Column has balls.
Except when Peter Perfect is up on the podium.
Game, set and match to whoever else is playing.
The Barrons better bring me back my balls!
Hey Eddie, they were here in my mouth the entire time. Here ya go, how bout an exclusive interview and product bio for our next issue?
What a joke you are Cote. I’ve got an exclusive interview with Mick Fanning for the next surfer and you’re selling da hui instead of Rip Curl. The bosses notice, btw.
You guys are too much. We’re featuring two alia sections, but one is of an artist that paints exclusively on the alias. Then we have a great feature on Greg Long and Twiggy towing and Richard Kenvin explores Skip Fryes influence on the Lis Fish and Carl Eckstrom writes a response with rare footage of Tyler Warren riding his asymetric Eckstrom fish at massive Doheny. And if that’s not enough? We are showcasing an entire photojournal of Dickie Cross’s first trip to Mexico! Add in one human interest story with Dave Parmenter reliving a moment with Buffalo and Rell over a roasted pig and served on an authentic Greg Noll Rhino Chaser. Boy Dave dissects that board!
Everyone makes such a big deal out of Dickie Cross, but you seppos barely know who Peter Troy is? Well fuck you all cause I don’t either.
What we’re featuring is an indepth interview with Kai Neville and Dion Angus. It’s titled, “My pants are too tight and these fucking beanies are hot”.
Chaz is also writing a piece about penis implantation.
Hell yea hippy, I’d hit that,You should see what I wake up with after a night getting shit face at the bar. I admit I don’t have high standards, but it Beats jerking off
I laughing so hard I just pissed my pants. And by pants I mean dead Afghanis.
It ain’t a circle-jerk, without Ashton Kutcher.
Fucking genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss this shit so much.
All this from one twisted funny surfer who can write.
Kudos brother, kudos.
we all miss it Bucc.
it was unlike anything and yet so familiar.
and there were no boundaries making it art.
let history show the shooting star had but one kryptonite.
Brew discovered twitter.
She was out at Vland last week surfs Like she has a dick in her ass or just did….
Not that cute….at all.
Mike,
Twitter needs you. NOW!
If Buccaneer can dot it, you can too.
unless shes front side bottom turning she is worthless in every way. her surfing sucks, and when her looks run out who will sponsor her? or even hire her? shell resort to sucking northshore cock for a place to sleep and some food
Frank, how many addictions can one man maintain?
Surfing, Masturbation, Commenting, Being angry, Fun, Alcohol, Marijuana, Chicago Bears, Multiple cyber personalities…fuck man, I’m exhausted. Now you wanna add twitter?
Plus, the old hippy is too verbose for 140 characters and quite frankly,intimidated by Seaman Staines savant like performances.
In college, we decided to have a contest amongst the boys on our street and everyone was required to surf switch foot. My roomate was a decent surfer, unspectacular in every way and was just along for the ride… or so we thought.
First wave up, Tom surfed the best he had ever surfed. Blew us away. Every time I read Seaman’s twitter posts, he reminds me of Tom. Tom had wasted a decade surfing goofyfoot and Seaman wasn’t burning the comment sections up either.
But it’s a beautiful thing when someone finds their niche. Seaman owns Twitter.
As for Tom? He started playing sports right handed and skating regular foot. Never seen the light go on for anyone so immediately athletically. Dude went from sidelines to in the game with one takeoff during a stupid contest.
Rane Deynolds,
If she is gonna suck cock on the North Shore she will need to get in a long line.
And Mark will be the doorman she will have too get by and he doesn’t like to share.
Hippy,
Fuck, you are right about Seaman.
He is by far the best surf tweeter out there.
And hey, he is a Kiwi! Gotta like that.
name names buccy
Rane,
Name names??
SURF INDUSTRY!!!
It’s a looooong list.
Demonater,
I hope you are on a long surf trip or something.
All’s well we hope.