The end of another successful Pro Surfing event after party
Pro Surfer Pickup Lines!
What’s up bitches?!?! Have we gotten the shit stirred up now. If you don’t know, many pro surfers think of themselves as pick-up artists. They really think they have mad game. We’ve had women from all over sending in some of the worst pro surfer pick-up lines thrown at them. Some of these lines are creative while others just plain suck ass man.
Here are some of our favorites and the locations and or events they were told at:
Huntington Beach
“Do you have a library card??? Because I’m checking you out.”
Bells Beach 2010
“I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.”
“Are you wearing space pants??? Because your ass is out of this world.”
Pipeline 2009
“You look like you would be really bad in bed. You think you are just so beautiful that you probably don’t even have to try.”
“You owe me money. You’ve been living in my heart and you haven’t paid rent.”
“Do you work at Subway??? Because you’re giving me a foot-long.”
“Your mom is hot! I bet you will look just like her when you are older.”
Trestles 2007 & 2009
“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot!” (Really tempted to put the champion’s name on this one but in fear of legal trouble, we made a decision not too)
J-Bay
“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.”
Teahupoo 2009
“Got me? I’ll do your body good.”
“You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.”
Got any more??? Tell us bitches!
Sup bitches?!?!
This shit is true. Well the one that Slater uses most of the time is on there. Space pants…. LMFAO!!!!