Ripcurl Pro Bells Beach 2010
Our predictions for the Top 3 places for The 2010 Rip Curl Pro at Bells Beach:
3rd Place and charging hard again for the second event but coming up a little short…. Jordy Smith….
2nd Place after snapping his board with less than 2 minutes remaining in the final heat… CJ Hobgood
And your winner will be…. Kelly ‘Prince of Poontang’ Slater. Yes, God is back bitches.
Other predictions….. Slater gives Lord Brodie the evil eye… Mick never shows but Eugene does in grand fashion…. Jordy gets laid…. Jordy gets laid again…. Damo has his best showing in years and looks to make 2010 stronger than ever…. The little Brazilian Pro doesn’t grow anymore…. Jordy gets laid yet again…
Suck it bitches! ~RS
Who is ‘Brazilian Pro’?
Adriano de Shortstuff
Nice to see we nailed this pick!