Happy Fucking Anniversary Baby
So today I got my Golden Anniversary Surfer Magazine in the mail! I was looking forward to this edition because my old ass goes back to the 70′s as a young reader. I skipped my way down to the mailbox. Slide my hand inside as if it were the first time into Mary’s perdy pink panties…. Pulled out one hunk of a shit magazine. And I have not even opened the fucking thing yet! It looks as though the mailman slowed to about 50 mph before slamming it in the mailbox.
We have found a picture below of the US Postal Service’s new Surfing Delivery Division.
Surfer now being delivered by US Postal Services Surfing Delivery Division.
With all of the surf mag drama (See likebitchin & nugable) that has been going on lately, I would’ve thought Surfer was in the clear. I guess they didn’t want the other two to steal the limelight. I should frame this shit and send it to Joel Patterson at SurferMag. I mean come on guys! Put a baggie over that thing. Sending ‘Golden’ material such as this through the US Mail without a baggie is like fucking a hooker without a condom. Sure, she may tell you to trust her. But you still don’t do it man.
This is worse than taking the bra off of your date and finding it stuffed with tissue paper. FUCK! I’ll never have another 50th anniversary with Surfer Magazine again. Hell, I’ll be lucky to make the 60th!
Happy Golden Shower SurferMag! Thanks for pissing all over my parade!
Hmmm…That really sucks…I bet that poor mailman didnt get on the job training
Blame management!!!