Mick Fanning as The Stiff Man
So I’ve watched Mick Fanning plenty of times and I just can’t seem to get over the fact that when he surfs, he reminds me of the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz. Maybe he should go after a sponsorship with the WD-40 Company?
How proud is Brodie Carr of having The Stiff Man as his poster boy instead of Parko? Is Brodie trying to find Machado’s phone number to bring him back? I promise you that I really don’t have a dislike for Mick.
He is very exciting to watch. No, he is as stiff as Sarah Palin’s penis while on a Caribou hunt. Mick is innovative! No, he is about as innovative as the dead Billy Mays is. Mick has a smoothness in the water. No, he is about as smooth as Jamie O’Brien’s manager’s ass! Ok, so I can’t find a positive reason yet. I know that it has nothing to do with Fanning being an Aussie. After all, I was a big fan of Shaun Tomson during the 1970′s. Wait, shit! He was from South Africa. Got it…. We are HUGE Bunker Spreckels fans here at DemonFactory! Shit, he wasn’t from Australia either. The Aussies just worship the hell out of the guy like he was. I did enjoy watching the Bra Boys documentary!?!? We are going to have to do some soul searching for a good reason to like Mick.
Next we’ll show you 10 ‘GOOD’ things to do with a Mick Fanning’s Lightning Strikes DVD.
-ZS
The Tin Man takes on The Stiff Man for the ASP World Title
Fann is a little on the stiff side. He can surf pretty decent though.
If Fanning is the Tin Man does that make Adriano de Souza one of the Munchkins…or the Lollipiop kids?
I’m a little stiff myself now. I will usually get stiff when I write about getting stiff. So far, I am really stiff now. Still not as stiff as the stiff man above.
Toto makes me stiff…
Why do you guys hate Mick so much? He is a great surfer as well as an all around good guy! Your shitty site as well as a couple of others just spend time bashing him and it’s not right! I’m done with this site!
We don’t HATE Mick. We just like the other guys on the tour a little more. Ok, so a lot more. And we know that you’ll be back.