Beware of the Taxman

Eddie Rothman showing you that you are #1 in his book

Eddie Rothman showing you that you are #1 in his book


The Taxman by The Beatles

if you drive a car, I’ll tax the street;
if you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat;
if you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat;
if you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.

The economy is hitting everyone. And now, it will hit you too if you plan on surfing at Hawaii’s North Shore area.

Recently, it’s been leaked that Da Hui (The Wolfpak) will levy taxes on non-resident surfers who want to surf Pipeline. If your are an out-of-town surfer, you will have to purchase a ‘Pipeline Pass’ for the Winter swell season. It will cost you $250. This will ‘allow’ you to paddle out into the line-up at Pipe.

Pipeline Pass for 2009 will set you back $250.00

Pipeline Pass for 2009 will set you back $250.00

The reasoning behind this is that Da Hui wants improve ‘safety’ and decrease the size of the line-ups. When asked if this was purely for the money one Wolfpak member said “Nah brah, it’s only for safety”. Passes will be available to be purchased at the Volcom house and see Jimmy.

There are also ‘Lifetime’ memberships available and those will cost you $2,500. But that’s not all…. Also new for the ’09-’10 season will be fines issued by the Wolfpak. Each surfer will have a rotation number for that day. If you drop in on a person with a lower number, look out because it will cost you $75.00 and you will be banned for two days.

More to follow as this story continues.

Heavy Lineup at Pipeline 2008

Heavy Lineup at Pipeline 2008

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5 Comments

  1. Mike says:

    That is Jacked!!

  2. Your Mother says:

    Why the fuck does everyone have their hand out? Got to be bullshit article…. Those are good guys. I would suggest not fucking around with them.

  3. surfcheck says:

    Bullshit. But you could be blocked paddling into the lineup depending on how you look especially if you don’t know anyone. Do not not drop in on anyone, that will be a big penalty. If you paddle for it you have to go or no waves for a long time. Its the ultimate spot that’s about respect what else is new-

  4. brah bro says:

    Brah how much is the tax on that ice da hui holdin. Saw kala in LA and he wasnt keen on fighting by himself. Wolfpack why you so angry your only half nxxxxxs. Im sending your tax for this comment.

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