Rusty Steele
Getting Luckeee Times Two, or, How to Drown in a Hotel Room
This fucking boat is moving. I am half asleep, dreaming of big ass blondes bare ass naked on the boat, which, damn, is still moving. Maybe the rocking will push one over in my direction, yah, get over here blondie…What the fuck! Now this shitty tub is really moving…my stomach….my kingdom for some Dramamine….
“Hey, amigo, want to get luckeee…..”
Someone is shaking my arm, then all of a sudden the fucking boat hits a big wave and I’m holding on to the sides…
“Rusty, amigo….. Despiértese, Eugene está abajo en la barra…amigo….wake up…”
I open my eyes. It’s dark, but Manny’s face is inches from mine.
“Get the fuck away from me you moron.” Manny jumps suddenly and the wave knocks me out of the boat onto the fucking floor. Oh my head…this really sucks…shit, it’s a waterbed….”Manny, you know I get seasick, why the fuck did you get a hotel with a waterbed.”
“Eees sexy, no? Wake up….the chicas are at de bar….”
“Shit, Manny, it’s the middle of the fucking night…leave me the hell alone.” I look around for my bottle of Jack Daniels and find it hidden in the corner under a pair of pink lacy thong underwear and a bra…not much to that either.
Manny
“Hey Manny, where the fuck did these come from?”
“Senor Rusty, you got luckeee…bonita chica…bondie!”
“Yah right…can’t remember…where’d she go”.
“Mi Amigo, la chica se encuentra en la barra…eees downstairs…”
“She forgot her fucking clothes…hey, where’s my t-shirt and my damn hat….shit.” I get up off the floor and I’m bare ass naked. My head is killing me. I grab the bottle of Jack and head for the shower and hug the walls until the hot water runs out and my skin is all wrinkled.
“Senor Rusty, the chicas are downstairs….”
“I don’t fucking care if they are downstairs Manny, leave me the fuck alone. What is it four in the morning?”
I’m standing with a towel wrapped around my waist, digging in my backpack for my aspirin bottle when the fucking hotel room door bursts open. Two blonde chicas drag a semi conscious Eugene inside and throw him on the bed which starts to show some wave action and my stomach starts to flip flop in sympathy. I thought I’d seen the last of that fucker.
Rusty's Ckickie
One of them is wearing my T-shirt and hat. She picks up the pink undies and gives me a big grin…and strips off the shirt and sort of teases me with her ass, then walks into the bathroom. I hear the shower start again. I’m thinking of joining her but her friend, the other blonde comes up to me and gives me a big ass kiss…hmmm maybe I’ll change my mind. All of a sudden I feel something down around my ankle. How the fuck did she get down there? I pry one eye open while still in liplock and look down.
Eugene is sprawled face down on the fucking bed, muttering into my pillow. His legs and arms are sort of hanging off the bed and the hand next to me is wrapped round my ankle.
“Get the fuck off me you asshole…”
More muttering into the pillow. The hand gets tighter. Now I am just getting interested in my chica so I keep with the smooching while moving my hand down and trying to pry Eugene’s fucking hand off my leg. I finally get my fingers under his and yank. The chica is really hot now and just when things are getting interesting Eugene’s hand gives way and we lose our balance and land on top of Eugene on the waterbed. Shit!
The bed is rocking and rolling, which isn’t doing fuck all for my hangover. I still have my hands on my chica’s ass though. She’s on top of me, and I’m between her and Eugene. All of a sudden I feel a warm wetness under my ass. “Shit Eugene, did you have to piss in the bed?”
Just then the waterbed burst and the three of us get fucking soaked. Eugene is still muttering into the pillow and the chica and I are still in liplock. The chica and I climb out of the fucking waterbed and walk the squishy carpet into the bathroom. Her friend is still in the shower, grabs my hand and pulls me in. My chica follows and all of a sudden I am the middle of a chica sandwich…fuck; this had better not be a dream.
Eugene
I hear Manny yelling at Eugene but it’s mostly Spanish so I can’t fucking understand him. I don’t really care though cuz I’m too busy getting luckeeee…times two….
