Jordy Smith
Rumors are flying right at this very moment. It has now come out that Jordy Smith is going to quit the ASP Tour to develop his own TV reality show for the A&E Networks.
Jordy - On The Prowl
The new show will be called, Jordy Smith – On The Prowl. This show will have cameras on Jordy 24 hours a day. From what are sources are telling us, the show’s premise is to see Jordy in “Action”. Jordy has become an afficiando of Cougars. No, not the Marlin Perkins type of cougars but the 45ish ones that reek of Halston perfume and painted on red lipstick.
Jordy has said that he is down with the ladies and wants to show everyone in the world what his life is actually like. He says “Yeah, these bitches are hot for me man. I can do anything I want with them. And I mean anything. They know how to appreciate what the young chicks have no clue of. A woman who is say 47 or 48 is going to give a much better blow job that say a 19 year girl. The cougars suck a cock like their lives depends on it.”
Jordy was upset that the name MILF Hunters was already used in online porn. Smith said that he is the King MILF Hunter. If they had an official competition for that, he would be the world champion.
-ZS
