Breaking: UFC to Add Tag Team Matches

News is about to break in the world of the MMA!

Dana Fucking White

It has started to slip out that Dana White is going to add Tag-Team matches to the UFC PPV events as soon as either 101 or 102! When our source asked Dana he said “Boys, we are getting ready to fuck some shit up now…”. They asked Dana who would be involved in the major breakthrough event his reply was “I’m fucking leaning towards Brock and Kimbo versus Fedor (if we sign the ruskie) and Couture. It should be a real fucking blood bath bitches!”

White said that this would no doubt change the way PPV are purchases and they are looking for a purchase lift of about 18-22% just from adding Tag Team matches.

So what’s next? Steel cage matches? Oh yeah, they are already in the cage. My bad.

RS