MMA Writer - Benny Nails
I’ve got to give it to you guys straight. No bullshit, just the truth. Fedor Emelianenko sucks. When was the last time he fought anyone worthwhile? Was it Arlovski? Tim Sylvia? Hong Man Choi? He’s a coward. He knows he can’t compete against the best anymore and he is dodging the best pound for pound fighter in the world, Brock Lesnar.
One of Lesnar’s fist to that dopey-ass face of Fedor, and he’ll be crying his way back to Russia. Fedor wins because he doesn’t fight men. He fights bitches that think his “Last Emperor” nickname actually means something. Fedor can’t hurt you. Just stand toe to toe with him and knock him out. He has no chin. He has terrible stand-up. Don’t lie to yourself. He couldn’t out box a fetus. I’m sick of this shit.
I’ve fought tougher guys than Fedor at the neighborhood playground. If he is the legend you all want him to be, why won’t he join the UFC? This guy comes up with excuse after excuse. He sounds like my ex-wife. “Oh the money, the demands are too high.” Just shut up Fedor, and man up.
You want a god in the sport. You have one. Appreciate him. Brock Lesnar. Lesnar would have dominated in the gladiator ages. He can fight. He can kill. He will win. Nothing can stand in Lesnar’s way. Lesnar is the baddest motherfucker on the planet outside of Benny Nails. He’ll rip Fedor’s head clean off!
I hope Dana White makes this happen. I want to see everyone cry about their fallen hero.
- Nails
